Dumb Customers

Customer -”Yes, I would like to return these rolls. They’re too hard.”
Staff - “They’re hard rolls sir.”
Customer -”I’m afraid to eat this vanilla ice cream. It has black specks in it.”
Staff - “That would be the vanilla.”
Customer - “This juice tastes fishy.”
Staff - “It’s CLAMato juice sir.”

Well, in my work we sell envelopes, large one’s small ones, well, yesterday this old woman came into work with a box of chocolates, she wanted to send it to someone and wanted to see our range of envelopes (now, she’s actually a recurring customer, so why she was asking I don’t know) so I […]