Archive for the 'So Dumb It's Funny' Category

Computer Terms

I work at a computer store. Now we deal with people of ranging computer knowledge. However due to the differences in computer terms that our customers use we made a list of computer terms our dumb customers use, and put definitions to them.  Here is the list so far…
1. Homedesk - desktop pc
2. Modem - […]

Customer Service Returns

Customer -”Yes, I would like to return these rolls. They’re too hard.”
Staff - “They’re hard rolls sir.”
Customer -”I’m afraid to eat this vanilla ice cream. It has black specks in it.”
Staff - “That would be the vanilla.”
Customer - “This juice tastes fishy.”
Staff - “It’s CLAMato juice sir.”

Can you tell me…?

I was walking by the service counter on my way to break when I heard my boyfriend (who works at the counter) laugh quite hard. Curious, I walked over to see what had happened.
He had just received a phone call from a customer who wanted to know if the Mart was open down the road […]

Red Face, Red Sticker

I’ve been working part time in this store for nearly a month, and not a day goes past without a customer asking the price of one of our dvd’s or cd’s, they all turn rather red faced when they’re shown the price sticker in the top left hand corner of every product.

More customer miscalculations..

A customer walks up to my till, hands me a product retailing at £4.99, now the customer (in an attempt to be “cool”) slides a 50p piece across to me, to my reply of “right, I’ll need another £4.49″ the customer tapped the 50p, three seconds later he went bright red and realised it wasn’t […]