Archive for March, 2007

How can you not understand?!?

There’s this one project at work that I continue to receive hassle about from the powers that be. I don’t know if this can be strictly considered dumb, I guess it’s more a carefully balanced mix of an egotistical disregard of others and conceited pride. I often get told to make very specific changes to […]

Customer Service Returns

Customer -”Yes, I would like to return these rolls. They’re too hard.”
Staff - “They’re hard rolls sir.”
Customer -”I’m afraid to eat this vanilla ice cream. It has black specks in it.”
Staff - “That would be the vanilla.”
Customer - “This juice tastes fishy.”
Staff - “It’s CLAMato juice sir.”

The perceptively UNperceptive DUMB customer

A study in their foolish attemps to reverse, reverse psychology…..
This is a small Pharmacy with a single til by the door for customers to purchase items quickly (when we have the staff to sit there..) and a Healthcare Pharmacy counter near the Dispensary.
It was one of those days, only 5 members in, most of which […]