Dumb Customers

I was walking by the service counter on my way to break when I heard my boyfriend (who works at the counter) laugh quite hard. Curious, I walked over to see what had happened.

He had just received a phone call from a customer who wanted to know if the Mart was open down the road at this hour and if so, did they sell an item. (I don’t remember what he was asking for). When my boyfriend told him, they do in fact sell that item and were open right now, the customer let out a sigh of relief and said “Good. Because I didn’t want to go down there if they were closed and get gang raped at this hour.” And then he hung up.