Morons
Me: Tech support this is Bec, How can I help you?
Dumbass: My service is not working!
Me: Do you have a message on your screen?
Dumbass: No
Me: What can you see on the screen?
Dumbass: Nothing, It’s all black.
Me: Ok, well what lights are on the box?
Dumbass: What box?
Me: Your Pay Tv box - you know the one that submits your pictures?
Dumbass: Yes
Me: What coloured lights are on there?!!
Dumbass: Green
Me: Ok well your service is running
Dumbass: No it’s not, because I can’t see anything!
Me: What channel is your tv on?
Dumbass: It’s not on at the moment.
Me (for the love of christ!): Could you please turn your tv on..
Dumbass: Why?
Me: So we can see if your pay tv is submitting pictures to your tv
Dumbass turns tv on: Oh It’s working now, how did you fix that over the phone?
Me: Well your tv needs to be switched on for you to see the pictures!
Dumbass: Wow! you must be really smart, thanks for helping me! Really how did you know what the problem was?
Me: Lucky guess (retard!)
Me: Hangs up, sigh’s, and takes the next call - yay! it’s another one exactly the same…
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