Dumb Customers

It’s a common occurance for customers to bring two products to me and ask me how much they cost together, now if they can’t do the simple arithmetic and work out 12.99 + 12.99 - 5.00 then why should I know? Every time I get asked I make a big fuss of finding a calculator and doing the sum right in front of the customer, acting shocked when the end result arrives, like it’s the climax of some spiraling storyline..