Dumb Customers

As she approached she was grumbling loudly on the theme of how “absolutely ridiculous” something was. I could tell this was going to be a fun one.
“Don’t you keep any books?!” she barked at me. “Erm… We keep a couple in stock” I replied meekly raising my hands to try and illustrate the fact that we were surrounded by books “Are you looking for anyone in particular?”. “No, just books! Where are they?”. I again illustrated our surroundings by picking up a book of the shelf. “Oh, they’re there..” she replied.

Despite further explanation she still didn’t look beyond that one drop for any books..